October 2012
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Reasons Paul Ryan gave for being pro-life:
jillbiden:
he has a daughter
she looked like a bean on the ultrasound
they nicknamed her bean
she’s a bean????
something about a bean
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Jim: Okay well we are way over 15 minutes.
Romney: FUCK YOU IT'S MY TURN!!!!
September 2012
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riddlemehiddleston:
i feel like this gif is an accurate representation of most mumford and sons songs
onionchester:
using narcissism to cope with self-loathing is probably the most effective treatment of them all
you hate yourself but you still think you’re better than everyone else
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2. Elementary’s New York City actually looks like New York City. This isn’t the...
– “Four Reasons Lucy Liu Won’t Sink Elementary” [Racialicious] (via justomnivagant)
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A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones:
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
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barackobama:
mittromney:
Hello people of tumblr!
Mitt Romney has officially become one of you!
lmao ok
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eveningowl:
heathicorn:
isaac is so painfully and obviously in love with scott it’s not even funny omg
LOOK AT THE HANDS THO
tell me that face doesn’t scream ‘LOVE ME’ with the force of a thousand suns
#and by ‘not even funny’ i mean ‘the cutest thing ever’ #i literally want a spinoff show which is just isaac trying to woo scott #and scott is too busy saving everyone to realize...
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forsciencejohn:
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those whose TV shows are in the hands of Steven Moffat
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August 2012
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camach0:
tbh I haven’t had a crush since like grade 7
and people are all like “Who do you like? ;)” and I’m like “lol no one” and they’re like “No, come on, I know you like someone ;)”
like bitch can you not see we’re surrounded by idiots why is it a surprise that I don’t like anyone
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The argument guns don’t kill people, people kill people is one of the most...
– NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg
8 wounded at Empire State Building, 2 dead after coworker dispute ends in gun battle - NYPOST.com
(via nedhepburn)
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Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and...
– I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)
Second or 3rd reblog, will never get bored of it lol.
(via thealphagirl)
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(via reelaroundthefountain)
Hehe, this is like my favorite response to the “I don’t try to be PC” argument: whoa! so brave! it takes...
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